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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman
In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.
Given this history, how can you not applaud the protesters for finally taking a stand?
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Yo WTF'ers!
You know, nothing has energized the portion of my comedy that is political like idiots. That is to say, Partiers of Tea. That is to say Hillbillies of the non-Beverly variety. That is to say morons, or as Bugs Bunny used to say Maroons!
But sometimes after I'm done laughing I want to cry.
It is really amusing that, according to one survey, one in five Republicans believes Barack Hussein Obama wasn't born here?
Or is it depressing? How long can the smarter among us (and you don't have to be that bright to be on the right side of this issue) chuckle at the chuckle-heads, before balling our eyes out and screaming "millions of Americans are pathetic boneheads who believe nonsense because they're too freaking stupid to believe otherwise? And that's a problem!"
It's just about reality. It'd be nice to be on the same page right?
It gets worse when you read depressing facts about the number of Birther likely GOP Primary voters.
YAHOO.COM:
http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110220/pl_ac/7899930_poll_51_percent_of_republicans_are_birthers__and_why_it_doesnt_matter
Public Policy Polling released a poll that indicates over half (51 percent) of Republicans who plan to vote in the 2012 primaries believe President Obama was not born in the U.S.
It makes sense of you don't like the individual mandate!
It doesn't make sense to believe in the fairy tale of Birther-ism!
I've written a thousand times that silly nonsense is the new reality. In other words, since we can't agree on a simple basic set of facts constituting the playing field, if we can't agree on the universally true facts (Barry O was born in Hawaii you half-witted moonshine sucking goat), then, in the end, there is no reality.
No reality can exist in a world where millions are stupid enough to buy into fantasy. A fantasy only a dumbass could love.
These wastes of space in the human race celebrate their ignorance. They'd rather believe crap that grip reality. Because obviously, they lost their grip in reality some time ago.
I feel a tad sorry for Mittens. He's getting a ration of feces for not distancing himself from that notorious B.I.G. mouth, that squirrel's next sitting on an empty condo, that blubbering blabbermouth, or, as George Will infamously tagged him on the Snuffeluffegus show, that "bloviating ignoramous," Donald Trump.
FREEP.COM:
http://www.freep.com/article/20120530/NEWS15/120530005/donald-trump-mitt-romney
"A lot of people do not think it was an authentic certificate," Trump told CNN of Obama's birth certificate. When CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer told Trump he was "beginning to sound a little ridiculous," Trump responded, "I think you sound ridiculous."
See, this is an argument that's pretty much settled.
But what on Earth is a Mittens to do? An enormous section of his constituency is gun totin' beer drinkin' maroons who can't separate fantasy from reality, whatever THAT is.
If he disses the Donald, he disses the douches who would follow the Donald.
The dude is already destined to lose in a squeaker. His only hope is that double-dip re-recession time comes, we're economically suffocated once more, and then hey, hey, ho, ho, Barry O will have to go.
But with continued improvement in the economic forecast (though maddeningly slow, I grant you), that doesn't appear to be the likely scenario.
Mittens' desperately needs the Moron Vote.
Big part of the base don'tcha know.
Mittens wants to win. How can he dis the leader of the pack, the pack of imbeciles mind you but a pack nonetheless, and not alienate the empty heads and their votes?
Meantime, we're stuck will all these dipsticks who legally can help decide who leads the country.
My Gawd in heaven, what have we become?
Well, time to lock into my own false narrative and continue to rationalize paying six bucks for a four shot latte at my favorite snobby coffee shop, where inquiring about a little milk for the Kenyan roast is met with a heapin' helpin' of condescension.
Yes, I'm in the mood for a little Kenyan roast!
I'll have an Obama!
And screw your snobbery, I'll have mine with half milk!
I like my Obama brews like I like my President, half-white, bold, and fair-trade.
Fair trade? That would be an issue. We don't talk issues these days.
We talk nonsense.
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KENYAN SOCIALIST MUSLIM COMMIE HONORS RADICAL 60'S FOLK SINGER
HOUSTON CHRONICLE:
http://blog.chron.com/celebritybuzz/2012/05/bob-dylan-honored-by-president-obama/
Bob Dylan was honored by U.S. President Barack Obama at the White House on today.
The folk music icon was among the recipients of this year’s Medal of Freedom – the highest civilian honor handed out by the U.S. leader.
Wearing dark glasses and sporting a pencil-thin mustache, Dylan sat stoically as Obama paid tribute to him, and refused to acknowledge the President’s jokes.
Or maybe he just didn't think they were funny.
But sources tell WTF that Bobby Zimmy is very concerned about the Birther matter, yet is reluctant to speak out at this latter stage of his career.
However, ever the supportive activist, Dylan has given his stamp of approval to a musical Birther warning by the noted Dylan Tribute Band, "Cardboard Bob Dylan."
And it goes something like this:
"You've got a lot of nerve, to say you are my friend.
When I was down, you just stood there, grinnin'"
Monica Lewinsky 1997
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