Monday, April 30, 2012

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS STILL DEAD


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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman

In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.

Given this history, how can you not applaud the protesters for finally taking a stand?



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If there's a War on Women, and I'm on the chicks' side (and I am on the chicks' side), I want one of my generals to be Arianna Huffington.

(Cheap subliminal advertising device, there's a War On Women Comedy Show Saturday... see above poster... ain't I clever?)














Tough, smart, articulate. Bright enough to have converted to left of center. Rich person who seems to actually give a flying fig about poor folk.

Sure, a bit of a snake in the grass when it comes to business. It's both brilliant and devious to get your famous pals to write for your website for free and eventually turn all that free content into a highly profitable business, all the while not compensating your large staff of unpaid scribes, many of them celebrity buddies whose names drew traffic.

But hey, no one held a gun to anybody's head. I wish I'd thought of it. Then again, that would require some celebrity pals. I once met Burt Ward who played Robin on the old Batman show. But we were never tight. And he wasn't wearing tights.


















So, yeah, Arianna rocks. But she's totally full of feces in her criticism of Barack Obama's campaign running ads bragging about the killing of Osama bin Laden.

POLITICO.COM:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/75742.html
“I think it’s one thing to celebrate the fact that they did such a great job. It’s one thing to have an NBC special from the Situation Room,” the media mogul said on “CBS This Morning.” “All that, to me, is perfectly legitimate. But to turn it into a campaign ad is one of the most despicable things you can do.”




Yeah. Despicable. Huh?

Why is it one of the most despicable things you can do? Adrianna, ol' chum, what the F are you talking about? You expect a very difficult decision that luckily turned out well made by the President of the United States which would result in the capture and death of the world's most wanted terrorist to NOT be a bragging/talking point in a heated Presidential campaign?

Politics is bragging. Politics is boasting. Politics is tooting your own horn.
















And you know this. I find your comment both inaccurate, but mostly illogical. Why is it "despicable" again? Sure the Seal Team Six deserves most of the credit, as do the intelligence folk who FINALLY found out where he was.

But you may remember Dubya saying it no longer mattered where Osama was, which he of course said, because his administration was unable to track him down.





















And, oh, by the way, it was Dubya who didn't send in enough troops to Tora Bora during our initial invasion, which is why Osama escaped in the first place.

And Barack n' Roll did indeed beef up the "Let's Get Osama" forces, because he decided it still mattered to get the son of a bitch.

And considering Jimmy Carter's disastrous attempt to rescue American hostages in Iran back in the day, and how no hostages were rescued, soldiers were killed and helicopters were destroyed, and considering how it made Carter look completely incompetent....

















... and considering how when Obama went around the table and said what do you think we should do, and Hillary was tepid and Crazy Uncle Joe (who supposedly has the big foreign policy chops) recommended AGAINST it... considering Obama's call was fraught with political risk... considering the whole thing was a big fat bowl of amazing success... why shouldn't you take credit for it and brag about it in the context of a political campaign?
















Arianna, have you got anything to support your rather absurd assertion?

POLITICO.COM:
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/75742.html

Huffington likened the ad to Hillary Clinton’s “3 a.m. phone call” spot against Obama during the 2008 campaign: “It’s the same thing that Hillary Clinton did with the ‘3 a.m. call,’ you know — ‘You are not ready to be commander-in-chief.’”

And why wasn't that ad legitimate? I mean, you can argue that Hillary's 3am experience would be watching your husband take the call, but you could also argue even THAT was more experience than Obama had at the time.


















And all is fair in love and politics. Well, maybe not ALL. But boasting of a major accomplishment? Textbook. Campaigning 101. THAT'S. WHAT. YA. DO.

I have no idea what the hell she's talking about and I find the totally illegitimate criticism to be somewhat bizarre, especially for one so experienced in political discourse, campaign ads, and the inevitable braggadocio of a campaign.

And what did our man Mittens, the man's mannequin have to say about this?













BOSTON.COM:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/rhode_island/articles/2012/04/30/romney_says_he_would_have_ordered_bin_laden_killed/
"Of course. Even Jimmy Carter would have given that order," Romney said, answering a reporter's question.

















Well, um, Jimmy did give a similar order but as we've said, different results.

It's stupid for the reporter to ask the question, 'cause what the hell do you think the Man's Mannequin is gonna say, "no, I would have totally wimped out"?

But the ridiculous part of Mittens' statement is that implies the decision was an easy one, when the factual historical record shows it was anything but easy and fraught with danger.

Whatever. Reality usually has nothing to do with politics.

Let's hope Arianna locates the clue she seems to have misplaced.

Incidentally it still cracks me up that it's apparently OK to kidnap the guy, shoot him in the head, and feed him to the fishes, as long as you wrap him in a ceremonial sheet before you make him shark appetizers.


















It's a strange world.

Here's the Bill Clinton narrated ad praising Barry O.



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Friday, April 27, 2012

RANDOM BRAIN FARTS


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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman

In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.

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Random brain farts:






















*It was recently pointed out by a friend of mine in Facebook that people who whistle in public are douches.

*It is my belief that people who whistle next to you while you're urinating are the ultimate douches.




















*Just sayin.'

*Is Rachel Dratch one of those not particularly attractive people you still might want to have sex with?

*Or is it just that it's been a while?
























*Go buy Rachel's new book. There. My guilt over gossiping over her appearance is relieved.

JEZEBEL.COM:
http://jezebel.com/5899468/hollywood-thinks-rachel-dratch-is-a-troll-but-if-she-were-a-dude-shed-have-her-own-show
"If you saw me walking down the street, you wouldn't point at me and recoil, but by Hollywood's standards, I'm a troll, ogre, woodland creature, or manly lesbian." So writes Rachel Dratch in her new book, Girl Walks into a Bar: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle.


*Joe Biden assures us that Barry O has a "big stick."

*Send me a case of what Joe Biden is smokin.'






















*Please.

*John Edwards actually asked his top aide to take his bastard love child and claim it as his own.

*Cojones.


















*If you are more or less good, but occasionally slightly evil, does that make you a Goody One Shoe?

*I'm being followed by a Moonshadow.

*On Twitter.





















*My constantly drunk friend says Thai food is no good because everyone who emigrated from Thailand was a Thai version of a hillbilly, hence, you're just eating Hillbilly Asian cuisine.

*How stupid is that?






















*Come and listen to ma story 'bout a man named Whang...

*Sandusky is going to jail. Bend over Beethoven and tell Sandusky the news.

*If there is to be a war on women, we should avoid war at all costs, but if absolutely necessary, I'm afraid we must invade.

*Who would be the field general? I nominate one Ben Roethlisberger.



















*#BenThereDoneThat

*I like my Colombian hookers like I like my Colombian coffee, dark, lively, and fair trade.

*How stupid is it to be too cheap to pay a hooker to keep quiet?

*They apparently know how to be serviced, but the whole secret thing is slipping away.















*Cloak and dagger? I don't even know 'er.

*Why do smelly smelly bicyclists believe it's ok to ride to the coffee shop and spread their scent?

*Why does someone have to walk five kilometers for you to give some freaking money to charity? If I'm a lazy bastard is my charity not worthy?

*Ever seen a poor person arguing against taxing the rich?

*#TaxDaMittsFeedDaPo


















*Don’t recruit Kim Jong Un as a general for the war on women.

*He’s shooting blanks

*A woman’s work is never done. And now they’re starting a war against you. So you’re pretty much screwed.

*Come to the John McIntire Dangerously Live Comedy Talk Show - Cabaret Theater - 655 Penn Ave. Saturday May 5th - topic - The War On Women.

*Notice how I slipped that in there? See what I did?

*The key to being a God is the right sandals.

*Just ask Jesus.

*Or Mark Zuckerberg.




















*Some guy named George just FB "poked" me. I didn't even get a chance to lie back and enjoy it.

*That's not funny John.

*I know, it's the irony of the insensitivity in context that makes it funny.

*Just keep telling yourself that.

*BLARING car stereo means you're SUCH an original. U know, in case u thought it had become some stupid cliche or something.

*I'm heading out to 21st Street Coffee, where if you ask for milk or sugar they condescendingly browbeat you into taking it black.

*Like my men.

*I'll be wearing my purple hoody.


















*Please don't shoot me.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

JOHN EDWARDS- YOU CAN BE SCUM AND STILL BE NOT GUILTY


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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman

In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.

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ELECTION DAY!

Like many of you, I do not have an erection over the election. Now that Mittens is da Man, the drama has drained. But if you're a Democrat, vote for the dude, not the chick, in the race for Dem Attorney General. He's the groovier of the two.

EDWARDS GUILTY OF SCUMBAGGERY, BUT NOT CRIMINALITY

John Edwards is scum. But he's not guilty. Like the Secret Service "scandal" involving military industrial complex folks screwing hookers, this just doesn't matter.





















The other analogy with that scandal is that both involve our still puritanical after all these years obsession with sex, which causes us to waste time and money over the hopelessly inconsequential.

It's what fueled a huge waste of time called the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.














For those of you not following along at home, here's the scandal in a nutshell.

Edwards was a handsome, articulate trial lawyer from North Carolina who made his reputation as a fiery trial lawyer, winning cases for the little guy.























His detractors would tell you he was a little too slick, a bit too oily, kind of a phony, and a guy who enjoyed mirror time way too much.



















But he got the Vice-Presidential nod under John Kerry in 2004, and seemed to have an excellent chance to snag the Presidential Democratic nomination in '08. I'm embarrassed to admit that, at the beginning of the '08 campaign, I was an Edwards man.

His message about "two Americas," was perfect for today's politics, as the real class warfare unfolds, and the one percent give us all a trickle down golden shower while they get richer.

Too his credit, John married a smart, down to earth, incredible woman named Elizabeth Anania.















WIKIPEDIA.ORG:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Edwards
Elizabeth Edwards was an American attorney, a best-selling author and a health care activist. She was married to John Edwards, the former U.S. Senator from North Carolina who was the 2004 United States Democratic vice-presidential nominee.

Unfortunately, Elizabeth got cancer. Disappointingly, it was during this period that Edwards chose to start bonking Rielle Hunter, a blond bimbo who'd been hired to videotape Edwards during the '08 campaign.
















When you're wife gets cancer, have an affair. Brilliant. When you're running for President and the last Democratic American President was waylaid by a sex scandal, and the whole word is watching, with reporters trailing you around the clock, be sure that's the time you start an affair with a campaign bimbo.

Idiot.






















When the National Enquirer (yup, they exposed it) broke the story, I, like many, assumed these tabloid trashmeisters might just be making it up.

When you discovered the depths of depravity were real, it made you puke. Or at least, it made me puke. When you like to think you're a halfway decent judge of character, and then you're just out and out conned, it doesn't feel good.

It is not the morality of the situation I'm judging. It's the pure political calculation. You're risking putting a Dubya like figure back in the White House with your horny recklessness, and it's too important to NOT have another Republican right now.

Selfish bastard. Breck Girl. Pathological Putz.

















Anyway, the dude had rich friends. And every once in a while his rich friends would write checks which Edwards' top aide, Andrew Young, would use to pay for the living expenses of Rielle Hunter.

Was this a campaign contribution? Hardly. It was a keep the bimbo out of sight gift from rich friends.

The U.S. Attorney prosecuting this case is a holdover from the Bush administration, politically motivated. Eric Holder and Barack Obama don't want to squash him like a bug, 'cause they don't want to look politically motivated.

The cash was NOT laundered through any official campaign bank account.

The prosecutor's lame argument is that any money used to preserve Edwards' viability as a Presidential candidate is therefore officially campaign cash.

In other words, keep the bimbo a secret, remain a candidate.

That's bullshit. Campaign contributions pay for commercials. They pay for travel. They pay for meals on the road.

If you have rich friends dumb enough to privately finance your affair, well then, hey, you're a lucky bastard. But you're not a lawbreaker. Just a scumbag. Big difference.

The jails would be over capacity of all scumbags who weren't doing anything strictly illegal were busted.

But we continue to dwell in the irrelevant. Old political grudges from maniacal Bush holdovers rule the day. Huffing and puffing over Secret Service agents hiring hookers in Colombia waste airtime, newsprint, and just plain time.

Suggestion: let's remove our heads from our posteriors and worry about stuff that matters.






















Edwards will be acquitted. And since the scumbag has been falsely accused of criminal activity, he'll even garner some sympathy. Which is ludicrous.

Taxpayers' money will be wasted on this silly exercise by the morality police.

Did I mention that John Edwards knocked up his bimbo? And then he actually had the balls to ask his top aide, Andrew Young, to accept in Young's house, with Young's wife, Edwards' bastard love child, and he asked Young to publicly pretend that the kid was his? And for a time, Young actually agreed to this?

Wow. That's some balls my friend.

So Edwards of guilty. Of being scum. But not illegal campaign violations.

WORRY. ABOUT. SOMETHING. THAT. MATTERS.

#ThatIsAllAtThisTime

Oh, and apparently, at least according to one waitress (and really how many credible sources do you need in today's "journalism"), John and Rielle are no longer quite so hot and heavy for one another.















HUFFINGTONPOST.COM:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/rielle-hunter-john-edwards_n_1445571.html#s73864&title=Love_At_First
A server at a restaurant in Charlotte told the Post that the former presidential candidate and the mother of his love child "didn't seem romantic" at the establishment they reportedly frequented on a regular basis. According to the observer, however, the pair "looked like a married couple" and "you would think that if you didn’t know them."

Let's hope these two crazy kids can find their way.

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Friday, April 20, 2012

GAME OVER! AND SO ARE JERRY'S SEXCAPADES


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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman

In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.

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Investigative reporters are, by and large, an interesting lot. I've known the authors of the Penn State sex scandal book "Game Over" for years. Both Bill Moushey and Bob Dvorchak are veteran, excellent reporters. Dvorchak is somewhat of a legend, having broken the original "Legionaires Disease" story back in the day.

WIKIPEDIA:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legionellosis
Legionnaires' disease acquired its name in July 1976 when an outbreak of pneumonia occurred among people attending a convention of the American Legion at the Bellevue-Stratford Hotel in Philadelphia.


Broke the story. Hell, he literally named the disease.

Now Moushey, Moushey is a classic.


Blessed with that deep raspy voice of someone who may have smoked too many cigarettes and downed too many shots of whiskey, or maybe Drano, he looks, sounds, and acts like an investigative reporter is supposed to.  A gregarious nature does not always come with the territory, but is comes in spades with the hysterical Moush.

He's fearless, he's not afraid to ask you a question that you DO NOT want to answer, and he's never intimidated by all the various thugs, nitwits, and ne'er do wells who inevitably try to obstruct quality journalism, 'cause damn, the last thing the bad guys want is for the TRUTH to come out.

I sat down with Moush in the backyard of his lovely suburban home to talk about "Game Over," and how on earth this scandal developed, why it took so long to break, what in the hell all these people who knew something were thinking by staying silent, and whether Jerry Sandusky has a snowball's chance in H-E-DOUBLE-TOOTHPICKS of skating on this one.

Fat chance.

Or slim chance.

Take your pick.

Now... grab a cold one, or whatever it is you grab when you're about to watch a scintillating interview on the innertubes.

Heeeeeeeeeere's Moushey!



As Moush told us, the book has more than its share of detractors. Many are just those who worship Penn State as they do God.

And they include the surviving members of the Paterno family.



BALTIMORESUN.COM:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/mc-paterno-book-20120418,0,1578455.story
Paterno Family Statement:
"The authors also admit that most people they contacted did not want to talk with them, and many of the ones who did talk insisted on not being identified. The price of their obsession with speed over accuracy is a book that distorts the truth and offers conclusions and theories for which the authors have no evidence."

Admittedly, you'd always rather have every source on the record.

Practically, in a scandal of this stature and scary nature, it's just not going to happen. So you have two choices: put your sources through rigorous tests to judge their credibility, and then go with it anonymously if there's no other way to do it.

Or, only go with on the record sources. And find out nothing.

I'm exaggerating, but it's not far from the truth.



And the truth is that the Paterno family, close to the situation though they may be, probably doesn't know all the facts either. And they did NOT conduct hundreds of interviews. We don't know to this day how much JoePa shared with his family about all of this.

The professional reputations of Dvorchak and Moushy are considerable.

I'm bankin' on the boys got it right.

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