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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman
In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.
Given this history, how can you not applaud the protesters for finally taking a stand?
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Yo WTF'ers!
Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
This classic Ghostbusters quote is brought to you by modern day America.
America - we make no sense.
Overwhelming majorities claim to love portions of the Affordable Care Act.
We like insurance for those with pre-existing conditions.
We like that kids can stay on their parents plan until they're 26.
Yet, polls also show most people are against what opponents snidely refer to as "Obamacare." We love it. We hate it. Call it Snidely Whiplash.
Yes, I used a contrived metaphor to show a picture of one of my favorite all time cartoon characters. It's a blog, for cryin' out loud.
The "individual mandate" means you MUST buy health insurance, so the rest of us aren't carrying your sorry ass if you get sick.
I don't love it. It makes some sense. It was originally a Republican think tank idea. But they don't like it now, because BeelzObama passed it.
He's the devil. He's Osama Bin Hitler Stalin Hussein.
Lost in all of this hoo-ha is the fact that the dude was just trying to find a way to get everybody health care.
Yes. He was trying to help people and spread the cost around.
Yes, he was trying to help the less fortunate.
If you hate Obamacare, it's probably because you don't give a rat's gonad about those without health insurance.
You got yours. To h-e-double-toothpicks with them.
You're allowed to be selfish and self centered. It's called the First Amendment. It's called being an American. It's called being a Partier of the Tea variety.
I'm a wild eyed crazy guy, in that I actually think it's noble to try to get everyone covered. It's what' government is for.
I'm not a particularly generous individual.
I don't volunteer at the homeless shelter.
I just think it's a good thing if everyone has health insurance.
Because it is. For numerous reasons that you already know about. If you haven't been paying attention, it's too late.
How dare Barack Obama try to help people?
One Nation. Of Selfish Bastards. Indivisible.
With Liberty and Justice for all.
But not health insurance.
I got mine. Screw you. Vote Mittens.
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BIG SHOW THIS SATURDAY!!!
Dude, dudettes! See poster above for details of big comedy/talk show coming up this Saturday. That mouthy rabble rousing broad Heather Heidelbaugh is generous enough to share her time with us. She's a Republican!
Here she is on Fox News after smokin' a big fattie.
Attention humorless drones: the above is not true.
And get this, we're having TWO Republicans on the panel! What am I thinking? What am I drinking?
Also on the bill, Mark DeSantis, who ran against Lukey for Mayor.
And community activist Khari Mosley. Wow. Almost sounds like "community organizer," doesn't it?
We'll have to keep an eye on him.
Plus a surprise Lefty Kenyan to be named later, a panelist who will be announced live that night!
Be there and be Theater Square! Man.
10:30 PM Cabaret Theater 655 Penn Ave. Downtown Pittsburgh Saturday June 30
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INTERVIEW WITH AUTHOR OF "GAME OVER" - ALL ABOUT THE PENN STATE SEX SCANDAL
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STANDUP COMEDY COMING!
FROTHY POLITICAL COMEDY ABOUT THAT WHAT'S-HIS-NAME GUY WHO DROPPED OUT
STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS OF OUR NEXT COMEDY EXTRAVAGANZA JUNE 30TH!
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