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THE INCREDIBLY BRIEF STORY OF HOW WE GOT SCREWED - BY PAUL KRUGMAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/07/opinion/krugman-confronting-the-malefactors.html?ref=paulkrugman
In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.
Given this history, how can you not applaud the protesters for finally taking a stand?
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Yo WTF'ers!
We will weigh in on Bill Clinton having a photo taken with porn stars in due time. Like, as fast as I can type some crap up. But in the meantime, in between time, let me tell you something.
The only thing harder than Bill Clinton is standup comedy.
Heyoooooo!
I've interviewed former Senator Arlen Specter numerous times. We had so much fun he used to ask me to send him tapes.
He has a great sense of humor and tolerated questions like "j'ever go out and just get hammered with Ted Kennedy?"
I love that whole Russell, Kansas twang thing goin' on. Kind of a Forhorn Leghorn light.
I got invited to the Senate Dining Room and sat in what Arlen said was the "Scoop Jackson" chair. He was a big time Senator from back in the day. (You were assuming he was a journalist with a fedora that said "PRESS," now, weren't ya?)
Today I stumbled across Arlen doing StandUp Comedy at a club in Philly. Just because he was a U.S. Senator doesn't mean he couldn't bomb. But he didn't.
Pretty. Damn. Good.
Click. Chuckle. Soil Yourself. Repeat.
UNIMPEACHABLE EVIDENCE: BILL TOOK A PIC WITH PORN STARS!
(AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SURPRISED BECAUSE...)
NYPOST.COM:
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/bubba_the_porno_babes_oPxpeJC48uv5RUIlzsXhtK
Bill Clinton was photographed last night with a porn star on each arm at the high-flying gala he co-hosted with Prince Albert of Monaco. The event — to benefit the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation and the William J. Clinton Foundation — was stocked with legit stars, including Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson and, apparently, some X-rated ones, too. Brooklyn Lee, who’s starred in such films as “Babysitter Diaries 5” and “Secretaries 4,” posted a pic on Twitter of her and her fellow erotic film starlet Tasha Reign cozying up to Clinton, who was sandwiched between them with a smile. The gala was held at Monaco’s Hotel de Paris.
Say, do you have Prince Albert II in a can?
I got a million of 'em.
OK, those stupid Secret Service agents (valiantly defended here yesterday) were too stupid to pay the full price and silence the ladies of the evening who had big mouths the next morning.
But they didn't pose for photos with them.
Bill Clinton? Not a dumb man.
If he wanted to sleep with them, he wouldn't be photographed with them.
He undoubtedly didn't know who they were or what they did.
EVERYBODY wants to be photographed with the President. Even an ex.
On the other hand, it's pretty freaking funny.
THE ATLANTIC WIRE:
http://news.yahoo.com/really-care-bill-clinton-posed-porn-stars-135811050.html
What are we to make of all this? As Wyatt Stanz of the blog Distriction spun it: "President Obama, Bill Clinton sees your 'cool' and raises you 'porn star cool.'" Pray tell, what is "porn star cool"? Further, do we even know Bill Clinton knew of these ladies' jobs? No. But the impact of Bill Clinton plus porn stars is enough to merit a click in this gossip hungry (rather sexually suppressed) day and age. It's nostalgic, as the British tabloids would have you believe, harkening back to those nearly ancient, sometimes forgotten days of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Man I miss those days. When scandals were about harmless illicit sexual affairs, and not unnecessary wars.
Round the clock coverage of when the GOP officially jumped the shark.
They flew over that fin like Evil Kenevil at the Grand Canyon. Or wherever he used to fly over cars and stuff with his motorcycle.
That's when we turned the whole political system into a ridiculous flying circus.
You know how it's ridiculous for anybody to introduce legislation now because even if it passes the House it'll never pass the Senate and vice-versa?
That was one of the stupid things about the Clinton scandal. Everybody knew the House nutbags would never get 67 relatively sane Senators (relatively speaking) to vote to convict.
Remember, "Impeachment" is just indictment.
No conviction. No problem.
Just a big fat waste of time and money.
And c'mon now, she SAVED the stained blue dress???
Who does that?
THIS NUTJOB!
Ironic that they tried to boil him in morality oil and now he's one of the most popular dudes in the universe, while their popularity ratings suck donkies. And elephants. And period.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled insanity.
Or is it inanity?
It is in my case.
OMG! REPORTER CRAPS HER PANTS DURING INTERVIEW. SERIOUSLY.
YESTERDAY WAS BOB DYLAN'S BERFDAY! YOU KNOW, THE ZIMMERMAN WHO DOESN'T KILL!
CLICK VIDEO BELOW DAMNIT!
YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY HEAR FOR THE WRITTEN WORD!
IT'S TIME TO BRANCH OUT FOR CRIMINY SAKES.
ALIVE.
ON A PLANE.
AND STUFF.
LOVE YA BOB!
But in the jingle jangle morning, I won't be following you.
Too damn early.
And too damn jangley.
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INTERVIEW WITH AUTHOR OF "GAME OVER" - ALL ABOUT THE PENN STATE SEX SCANDAL
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STANDUP COMEDY COMING!
FROTHY POLITICAL COMEDY ABOUT THAT WHAT'S-HIS-NAME GUY WHO DROPPED OUT
STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS OF OUR NEXT COMEDY EXTRAVAGANZA JUNE 30TH!
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